You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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