SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
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