have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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