He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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