Don't you send me to vm
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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