I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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