just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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