Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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