the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
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