Her vagina should come with caution tape.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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