OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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