I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
im about as happy as oj after his trial
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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