Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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