hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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