I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Randomize
