I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
