I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Randomize
