I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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