i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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