i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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