Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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