stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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