That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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