The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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