Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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