how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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