ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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