We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I could fuck to npr.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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