In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
vagina is talking i cant
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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