Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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