so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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