you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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