When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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