I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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