shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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