Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
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