i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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