I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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