I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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