Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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