He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Threesome in a minivan. New low
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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