weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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