I hate your face
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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