i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize
