it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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