And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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