Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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