All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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