Whoa Z and x make the same sound
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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