You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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