I want to have your abortion
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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