Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Shame - the story of my life.
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