What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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